Dear ___________

Dear House,
Please stop breaking... I don't have the time or the money to deal with you. You make me cry.
Love, Your Owner (Yea... I OWN you!)

Dear Richardson Residents,
Anyone know a plumber?
Love, First Time Home Owner

Dear Big Pile-O-Trees,
I'm so glad you are gone and I'm pretty sure the house across the street is glad too.... since it went on the market yesterday.
Love, Smaller Than Pile-O-Trees Girl

Dear Pablo the Yard Boy (aka Daddy),
Please come help me reach my tall bushes... I'm too short.
Love, Your Daughter

Dear Luis the Real Yard Boy,
I'M SERIOUS! I'll pay you double if you would just trim my dang bushes.
Love, I'm Not THAT Broke Yet

Dear Dr. Wooten,
You are my new best friend.  I will visit whenever you tell me to.
Love, I Now Know What A Chiropractor Does

Dear Neck,
I'm so glad you turn both ways again.
Love, Your Owner (Yep... I most definitely own YOU too)

Dear DUET spraying planes,
You think you could kill whatever is eating my crepe myrtles? I'd appreciate that.
Love, My Thumb Is Flesh Colored... Not Green

Dear West Nile,
Stay away.
K, Thanks, Bye

Dear Sleep,
Please come fast tonight.  I'm tired.  And I do not want to lay awake for hours thinking about William.  And how sad I am for him and all he is missing.
Love, Sad and Lonely and I Miss My Husband