You, too, can win yard of the month:
Step 1: Scope out another yard of the month house (aka my next door neighbors)
Step 2: Call and ask who did their landscaping
Step 3: Hire said landscaper and tell them -- this part is important -- tell them "I don't care what you do... just make it pretty"
Step 4: Complain about how if you were richer you would redo the entire yard all the way around and definitely add some color
Step 5: Answer the door when two strange men knock (I most definitely almost told them to go away)
Step 6: When they ask if they can put the sign in your front yard... Respond: "Seriously?????! MY yard?!?!"
Surprisingly, yard of the month was NOT on my deployment bucket list. Clearly my goals for myself are way too low!
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