POAS disease

I am making an announcement... I have POAS disease.

This may or may not stand for "Peeing on a Stick" disease.  It is a horrible affliction that causes you to jump out of bed and run to the bathroom at 6:30am so that you can "pee on a stick".  It is mostly found in women who are terrified that they might be pregnant or in women who are hoping that they are pregnant.  Both cases cause extreme anxiety and feverish sweats while the "lines" are developing.  Side effects of POAS disease are cussing, excessive fluid intake, praying out loud loudly, keeping a cup on the back of your toilet at all times, and buying pregnancy tests in bulk off of amazon.

So there you have it folks... I'm on day 29 of my cycle and I have POAS.  So far... all negative.  I'm thinking it's safe to say at this point that it won't be changing.  But I continue to engage in the POAS ritual with the hopes that two little lines appear instead of one.  Oh how I would kill for two little lines.

Tuesday I'll return to the doctor for an ultrasound and a new plan. Either a pregnancy plan or a clomid plan.

Peyton