Dear William,

I am an awesome wife.  Here's why:

For Valentine's Day I sent you all of this:

From here:

Because I know that the way to your heart is through your stomach.

But these people:

had other plans.

Your awesome gift was supposed to be delivered today... See...

One problem.  See that little part about the last location? Yea.... It's definitely still in Mesquite.  And will be promptly inedible starting tomorrow.

So really... I tried.  I thought long and hard about what to get you.  I wanted it to be the best present ever!

Darn UPS!

I hope you still think I'm the most amazing wife ever.

I love you,
Peyton

Let the crying begin.