Not Me Monday

>So over at MckMama's blog she hosts this event on Mondays. I think it's a solid blogging event! So here I go....
I would never check my wedding photographer's client gallery every 2 hours to see if she had created our's yet... NOOO not me! 
My dog would NEVER drink out of my bedside water glass... never, not MY dog. 
I would never be happy to have my bed to myself again for one night (tonight) after I counted down to my wedding day for 250 days... not me. 
I would never make up a crazy story to tell Reagan (the little girl I nanny for) just so that she would do what I wanted. Like "Bugs will make nests and live in your hair if you don't let me brush it".... nope. not me. 
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