When you are a wife...

You may have to take multiple trips to the same city to pick up your husband.
You realize that if you make one more trip to said city you might lose your temper.
You may be required to call on the help of friends because you would like to still hold the title of wife at the end of the weekend.
You may lose sleep by making several trips to said city.
The sleep you do get may be interrupted by husband getting up at 4am to go to work.
The remainder of the sleep you get may be interrupted by husbands sleep talking/yelling.
Your husband may yell at you and call you by your dog's name while he is sleep talking.
Despite the fact that he is not conscious of his words, you may still hit him and tell him you aren't your dog.
Don't worry, he won't wake up.

Yes, when you are a wife... these things might happen to you. Don't worry, your husband will owe you BIG time.