Top 3 therapy moments from today

3. In a discussion about historic wars, a client says "Hey we forgot about the war in Alaska." I give him an odd look, "Which one is that?" He says, "The one where she takes over the world." (We are kindly giving him the what in the heck are you talking about look) He is turning bright red and almost shaking by this point "I'm going to try to say her name nicely... SARAH PALIN." Classic.

2. A few minutes later while discussing the war in Iraq another client pipes up. "Do you know I know everything about Obama? I have to. I study him. Because I know that he is the Antichrist." Oh do you? HA This comment was enough on it's own but don't even get me started on what Obama has to do with the war in Iraq.

1. The same client as above hands me a cosmetic dermatologist's card. I give him a weird look and say, "What's this?" He says, "I went there this morning. They are good." I'm like "oh that's great!" I start to hand it back to him and he says, "Oh don't worry I have another one, you should keep that one. They might be able to fix whatever (while gesturing vaguely towards my head) is wrong with your face." Then without another word he turns and walks to the bathroom.

I may need to write a book.